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The battle thread was long and violent, comment after comment diverging drastically from the original post, both sides entrenched in their fake identities but valiantly fighting for issues they vaguely understood.
The battle took place between wanna-be Gangsta Tim C and wanna-be Hippy Peace and Love :). The smiley face is part of Peace and Love's user name. Here we present excerpts from the altercation, cutting it short and having edited it due to the extended length of the original thread.
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Tim C: You betta check yo self befoe you reck yo self, G!
PaL :): Can't you see what you're doing? You can't go on like this. Peace is possible, brother. Don't attack me, bro!
Tim C: You started it, punk 6!t<h! We need guns, 6!t<h!
PaL :): We are One! Stop fighting, bro!
Tim C: I'll strate blast yo @55! Step off, 6!t<h!
At this point in the confrontation, Peace and Love scurried to Tim C's profile to look through his photo albums for a clue on how to get through to him and to find out how dangerous he actually is. Seeing an assortment of pictures of Tim C in saggy pants and backwards hats, displaying what could have been gang signs, Peace and Love quickly rushed back to the thread.
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Tim: C: Punk!
PaL :): Can't you see you can't live this way?! You are destroying yourself! Why do you want to fight, bro?!
After several failed attempts by Peace and Love to enlighten Tim C, the thread tended to repeat the same messages. Tim C got on a webcam and tried his best to explain to his friends, with arms flailing and his fingers contorted in various positions, and simultaneously affecting a generic Hip Hop accent, that he just effed up some punk.
Meantime, Peace and Love ascended to new heights of Universal Brotherhood and Sisterhood, explaining to his own flock via Skype that he once again had enlightened another heart with his understanding and Ghandian philosophy.
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LOL! A Hipster Vs. a Gangsta! I have two friends, one in each category. I need to get them drunk and have them debate. Record it and Then post it on my blog. Thanks for the idea!
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