Friday, March 15, 2013

Man is Really Tired of You Kids Lolly-gaggin'

Man in Connecticut is really tired of you kids lolly-gaggin'. Here is his full statement at a recent press conference in New Haven:

"What in tarnation?! What in the name of all that's good and holy?! For cryin' out loud! Heaven's to mergatroid! Shucks! Wake up and die right!"

At some point the man got up and put on his dusty old hat and claimed he was fed up with these darn kids.

"For Pete's sake! Gee willikers, anyway! Darnit to heck!"

Shocked at his unbridled display of anger, the crowd at the press conference dispersed when the man broke out the verbal Big Guns.

"What in Sam Hill is the matter with you kids?!"

After the press conference, the man fill his pipe and smoked a little tabackie and started the coffee pot to perkalatin'.

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