Because It's Valentine's Day Woman Who Usually Snubs Guys Has Decided to Be Open to Them

Though she has made it a practice to degrade and judge men who are interested in her, routinely giving them snotty glares and the brush-off, following the marketing and holiday tradition, she has decided to be open to guys who are interested in her on Valentine's Day.

"It was really a surprise. I smiled at her and usually she gives me that look of hate and looks away, but today she smiled back and said Hi," says Frank, one of her college classmates.

She wore red today, a rather seductive short dress and bright high heels. Unavoidably, many men noticed her and when they did, this time around she smiled and winked.

Some have speculated that she really just wants to get laid, and that most women do on Valentine's Day. While detractors claim that she usually feels that way, meaning she usually wants to get laid, but is acutely aware of a cultural taboo against it. However, the men who have been interested in her for years are grateful that she seems to have made a complete recovery from her harsh and alienating ways. What they seem unaware of is that after Valentine's Day, she reverts back to judging and snubbing them and the cycle continues again.

At press time, she got a date with Frank, who has already picked out a box of candy and flowers, while she has already put on her red lace panties, and they are going out to dinner.

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