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Insisting that martial arts teaches respect and humility, Chad Hamburg, locally famous martial artist, has set out to knock out the competition in the field of being humble.
"I have become more humble than not only other martial artists, but I am more humble than all of humanity. It took me awhile, but I've really cultivated my superior humility. It is superior in the sense of being better than the humility of any other sentient creature on the planet," the incredibly well-proportioned and adept martial artist admitted.
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His students agree and also insist that Master Chad has special powers.
"He shoots powerful rays out of his fingers, can kill a man with a little tap of his index finger, and can throw you ten feet without touching you," confided long time student, Jimmy.
Hoping to break the record, Chad is currently showing how he really is modest about all of his incredible abilities and cares about his students, in spite of a few disenchanted detractors.
Some have claimed that in fact Chad is rigid in his thinking and believes that he and his style are better than all other styles from any part of the world. There has been no proof of this, and to prove he is humble about it, he has ignored the accusation.
"I don't listen to that allegation." Chad insisted.
Chad has constructed a special trophy of his accomplishment, it is the figure of martial artist brandishing two swords while balancing a homeless child on his knee.
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