Why I decided to stop having bowel movements

First of all, it's a lot of work. Bowel movements. That is a lot of time and energy that could be put to better use. And you waste a lot of waste. Why let go of anything that you could hold on to?

Probably many of you are thinking it's not possible. Anything's possible. We all have dreams and you can make your dreams happen. To prove it to you, I'm going to let you know exactly how I did it.

1. Whenever I've had the urge to have a bowel movement, I just think about something else. Easy as that. For instance, I think about riding a little tricycle. 
2. If the little tricycle mind trick doesn't work, I think about bouncing around on a pogo stick while wearing a beanie with a propeller.
3. I clench up real tight-like. Works. 

So, as with most things, it's a matter of using the mind and self-control. You have it in you and you can do it.

You never want to find yourself doing this again. By Original author: Rama, Vectorisation: Fred the Oyster (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-2.0-fr (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/fr/deed.en)], via Wikimedia Commons

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