Ted Nugent Praised as Greatest Comedian on the Scene

The nation is in awe of the great comedy of former rocker Ted Nugent.

"That's what he does, right? Comedy?" asked devoted and recent fan, Joey Briswell.

His most recent antic was at the State of the Union address, refusing to stand in support of troops abroad and later claiming it was because of his bad knees.

"Classic stuff!" exclaimed Nugent lover, Maureen Daudling. "I mean, the guy who makes excuses for everything! Love that schtick!"

While he has all appearances of being wacky and cornball, a total wing-nut, people are praising him for his political satire.

"He wants to kill everybody! Funny stuff!" Joey praises.

The last time the nation exploded in uproarious laughter at one of his major comedy routines was when he had an outburst directed at a news reporter and later blamed it on kidney stones.

"Just hilarious! Blaming his mental problems on physical ailments! It doesn't get any better than that!" Maureen chuckled.