Melissa admitted that she and Josh have been dating for a good 7 1/2 months, and she's grown to love, respect and resent him feverishly. Often his ideas are just plain stupid. Like this most recent one. She was certain it was another one of his idiotic ideas. Like, who cares?!
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Well, it seemed stupid. That is, until Julie heard the idea and LOVED IT!!!!
The two Best Friends For Life met to discuss what the stupid fat girls were doing that hang out at Grubbie's, the near-by fashion shop, when Melissa flippantly mentioned her moronic boyfriend's idiotic idea. Julie pondered a bit, then licked her index finger and touched air with it, simultaneously making a "sizzle" sound and saying, "HOT!"
Julie confided in Melissa that she thought Josh's idea was brilliant. The two girls began jumping and squealing with their hands waving frantically at their sides and then carefully gave each other double high-fives.
When Melissa went to Josh with the news, he smiled briefly, glared at Melissa and said, "Oh." At that point he remembered he'd been checking out Julie for a good two months now.
Melissa recently discovered multiple calls to Julie's number on Josh's cell phone.








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