McKenzie and Sloan Go at it Over Gun Control

   

[Disclosure: The author of this article has dozens, if not hundreds or thousands or millions of fans and followers across the globe. He is willing here to express how humbled he is by this response of readers and would like to express how humble he is about things generally. While his fame might be more or less equal to that of Mckenzie and Sloan, combined even, their fame has little to do with that of the author. The author has not taken a stance on gun control, but is interested in displaying objectively or sordidly the details of the debate as it has taken place on McKenzie's and/or Sloan's forums or, otherwise, platform(s). What follows is a detailed exposition of these events.]

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Jean-Luc McKenzie, famed British talk-show host and journalist, has taken a strong stance on the issue of gun control in America. At the other end of this debate is Felix Sloan, notorious radio and Internet sensation and conspiracy theorist, who has on several occasions advocated the use of pepper spray against social workers inspecting child abuse on family farms. 

Well, the debate got heated one evening at the lonely and busy studio of the Network News Syndicate at which McKenzie hosts his show, The Fire Brand. Sloan openly called for revolution should the government wrest gun owners' rights and McKenzie shot back with facts about how kids get killed with every manner of gun, including those that shoot real fast. McKenzie accused Sloan of being paranoid, at which point Sloan shot back, "I know you are, but what am I?" McKenzie at that point sat silently in the face of Sloan's question but, after a pause, changed the subject slightly.

Fisticuffs were close to being enacted, when finally Sloan broke down and cried, saying and confessing that his "Daddy" bought him his first gun, a semi-auto, which he keeps locked in a cabinet on the porch. McKenzie, ever stern, told Sloan he was living in the past and "Please, get yourself together, old boy!"

Sloan escaped out the back, watchful of security and other lurkers, keeping his pepper spray handy; on a YouTube video he confessed he did not bring any guns to the taping, but did have his usual assortment of pepper spray tucked in his sock, taped under his hat, and under the strap of the tank top underneath his brand-new dress shirt. He also confided he was aware of the New York police's fondness for pepper spray during the protests over the past year or so, but said his brand could shoot a distance of 30 feet, which would give him the distance for both concealment and escape. 

McKenzie was not available for comment, but after the debacle with Sloan, interviewed famous civil rights and corporate attorney Mickey Goldman, both agreeing that Sloan is completely wrong and scary.