Fornica Touted as New Miracle Cure

Fornica Gel comes from the Fornica plant which is found in the forests of South America and used by North Africa tribes since the 1830s. It is currently being touted as the new ancient remedy, curing or treating a list of ailments long thought to be totally incurable. The following is what the miracle gel is used to treat:

Heals:

Erectile Dysfunction
Baldness
Patchy beard patterns
Cankles
Uni-brow

Used to treat (inconclusive evidence of effectiveness):

Constant meandering
Idle chatter
Inability to drive a vehicle correctly

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While many are skeptical and scared of the natural remedy's effectiveness, others are testifying to its effectiveness.

"I used to never stop talking, used to go on and on, to anybody and everybody, about everything and anything, always and constantly, non-stop, ad nauseum, never-endingly talking and being repetitive, over and over again. Since I began using Fornica, in its handy gel form, I have a slight loss of hearing, but feel much better." Testimony of woman from Idaho, with 14 children.

The testimonies abound, but there have been warnings from many in the medical profession who don't appreciate neither the attention the plant is getting, nor the fact that pharmaceuticals are getting less attention.

"Prozac is still the number one drug I prescribe for many ailments. Fornica is nothing special."
Medical doctor in Louisiana, at state legislature committee hearing about the safety of the new health product.

While the debate continues, there is no doubt that hope has returned to a multitude of desperate and home-bound citizenry who can order the product from the Internet in a few easy steps.