Why Are Squirrels So Horrible?

Yep. Evil.

So, what is it about squirrels? Why are they so horrible? We all know that they are, but hardly anyone will seriously answer the question as to why they are so horrendous. I will tackle this issue with precision and timing.


They Only Eat Nuts

Yep. Only nuts. That's dumb. Why? Because I can't see why they can't have a Cheeto Cheese Puff once in awhile.

Is that all you want your diet to be? One thing? Just pork chops? Doesn't make sense.

Dark and sinister, you just can't trust them.

 

They practically live in trees

Not all the time, but much of the time they are in the trees. They come down out of there periodically to beg for food. Which is another reason they're worthless. They aren't productive and all they do is eat...nuts.

I know what you are thinking: Well, other animals live in trees.

Like monkeys.

Well, monkeys don't just eat nuts, so figure that one out.

They Fight Too Much

I've seen it. They chase another squirrel around a tree, looking stupid, and none of us know why they're doing it.

They Don't Care About You

They're not much help. I was moving my friend's couch the other day, and the squirrels at the apartment complex didn't do anything but crack their nuts.

I've been taking care of my aging Mom too, and the squirrels do nothing.

Worthless.

Do I Have a Point?

Yes, I do.

I hate squirrels.

I don't really care if you think they're cute. You like their tails, the way they demolish nutshells, and you like watching them jump from the trees.

Big deal.

I don't like them.

They're losers.

I really don't need to explain it to anybody.

 

Why Is He Harassing This Snake? Can You Tell Me That?

 

 

    

Squirrel Poll

Squirrels are

• Dumb
• Stupid
• Losers